The Insane Clown Posse are Getting Their Own Television Show

Metal GF just sent us the following bit from Vulture:

“Attention, juggalos and juggalettes: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse are getting a TV show. Fuse announced today that it’s developing Insane Clown Posse Theater, a weekly half-hour show about the duo’s ‘twisted take’ on pop culture — think live-action Statler and Waldorf, but with face paint and Faygo and a really different outlook on the world. The show is based on ICP’s current web series and will premiere in July. Rejoice, my ninjas!”

While the results could certainly be hilarious in a not-understanding-how-magnets-work kinda way, I’m guessing they will mostly be horrible. I recommend you picket your local cable provider immediately, lest you accidentally see this drek while flipping channels one day and consequently find yourself afflicted with stupidity.