Photo Caption Contest: Win a Shining One One One Vinyl!

Last week we offered three limited edition Metal Suckfest silver foil posters we found buried in the MS Mansion Archives. The winners are:

• BackCrack: “Aztec King Midas withheld masturbation for two years upon the arrival of the europeans. Ironically, everything turned to shit.”
• Gyaah!: “Stay Gold is the name of his piss drinking fetish band.”
• Trennik: “The dress code for the Frankie Palmeri fan club is very specific, and can be seen here on the club president and founder.”

This week we’re giving away a 180g vinyl copy of Shining’s new album One One One (out June 25th in the U.S., pre-orderable here and shipping next week) with a very purdy orange gatefold jacket. Alls ya gotta do to enter is come up with a funny caption to the below photo [via MS reader Jordan Horror] and spew it forth into the comments section. Go!