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Metallica Noos #2: Some Doosh Knocked Jayson Newsted Off Stage

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So my old lady and I were enjoying the Jayson Newsted show in NYC the other night when some fuckin’ doosh bag jumps up on the stage and knocks Jayson off! I meen what a Tool, rite???? Luckily Jayson was OK but he was like “YO FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND BEAT HIM UP!!!” which I totally did wanna do ’cause JAYSON IS THE FUCKIN’ MAN, but I also didn’t wanna miss the show. So when I went lookin’ fer the dude later he was gonna. Pussy.

Metal Inside Her got video, tho. You can hear me and a buncha other people screaming at this total asshole and askin’ Jayson if he’s OK. METALLICA 4 LIFE MUTHAFUCKAZZZZZ!!!!!!!

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