But What I Really Wanna Know is, When Will Glen Benton Appear on Sesame Street?

Sepultura guitarist Andreas Kisser recently made an appearance on a Brazilian children’s television program called Cocoricó, which is pretty goddamn strange if you ask me. I mean, sure, Ozzy Osbourne was on Sesame Street once…

…but Ozzy basically is a Muppet, so that’s not really all that weird. This seems, to me at least, much more similar to if, like, Kerry King or Glen Benton or someone your grandmother hasn’t heard of were on Sesame Street. Right?

ANYWAY, you can watch Kisser’s appearance below. It’s in Portugese, but it’s worth watching even if you don’t speak that particular language, because a) it’s really fucking weird to watch Kisser interact with a puppet, b) it’s really fucking weird to see a puppet throw horns, c) it’s really fucking weird to hear a puppet say “Pestilence,” and d) it’s really, really fucking weird to hear a puppet say “Pestilence” on a goddamn children’s show. How many four years old even know what the word “pestilence” means? And since “sepultura” is Portugese for “grave,” do we think this totally gave lil’ Brazilians nightmares?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vUPvtaiOWkM

[via Metal Injection]