In Which Creationists Drank Jizz

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And now, the week’s top stories!

• We continued our list of The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen! And don’t forget to check out our corresponding Spotify playlist.
• We spoke to The Black Dahlia Murder’s Trevor Strnad about death metal, Morgan from Marduk about black metal, and two members of My Dying Bride about doom metal — and got all of their personal Spotify playlists for those genres, too.
• Thanks to our pals at Decibel, we debuted new music from Exhumed.
• We were sad to learn that Slayer are considering moving on without Jeff Hanneman.
• We were also sad to learn that the new Sevendust album is disappointing.
• We still don’t know what the fuck is going on in this video.
• We learned that you — yes, YOU! — could be the new bassist for Machine Head.
• Sergeant D. wondered why hardcore kids now jock Crowbar.
• We learned that Fred Durst drinks jizz.
• We learned that Dave Mustaine is a creationist, which is not at all surprising.

Have a great weekend, friends. See ya Monday!