In Which We Had Cyber AIDS

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And now, the week’s top stories!

• We continued our list of The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen!
• We debuted new music from Arsis and Wormed.
• We got an exclusive Steel Panther studio report.
• We learned the line-ups for Mayhem Fest, Summer Slaughter, and Scion Rock Fest were all announced.
• We also learned that Lord Worm is reuniting with Cryptopsy.
• We also also learned that Tool are giving away five Willy Wonka-style Golden Tickets with the reissue of their Opiate EP.
• We enjoyed this idiotic band’s Craig’s List ad.
• We were stoked to find out that Behemoth are back in the studio.
• We declared Marilyn Manson “the Gob Bluth of metal.”
• We enjoyed this dude’s top-notch stage banter.

Next week, the continuously malware-free MetalSucks cracks the top ten of our vocalist list! This addition to the usual music premieres, contests, and snarkery. See ya then!