Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies

I think it’s safe to say that we were all crushed in November when it was announced that, thanks to President Obama’s flaccid fiscal policies, Hostess, the makers of Twinkies and other fine desserts, were forced to declare bankruptcy. So this GREAT NEWS! According to ABC News, a Manhattan bankruptcy judge has approved the sale Hostess to two investment firms, Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co. (The latter of whom also owns PBR! Too soon to start wishing for Twinkie-flavored beer???) They’re hoping to have Hostess products back on store shelves by summer.

MetalSucks reached out to Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine, who worked tirlessly to raise awareness of this incredibly important issue within the metal community, about the return of Hostess, and here’s what he sad to say:

“I’m thrilled that ‘President’ Obummer has once again failed in his efforts to undermine the American way of life. Hostess has been an institution for more than eight decades and employs thousands of hard-working Americans — those are Americans, not American’ts. It just goes to show that, much as everyone knows I created Metallica and the band will never be the same without me, no Socialist from Africa will ever be able to break the spirit of the American people, or to take away our guns.”

Mustaine went on to say that he would now turn his attention to proving that President Obama staged the war in Iraq, which began in 2003, so that he’d have an excuse to blame his lousy administration’s shortcomings on President Bush someday. We have little doubt he will continue to be successful in his relentless crusade for justice!!!