Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #25: Revelations

You know you’re in trouble when a band is called Revelations, the title of the song for which they made a video is “Together, Forever,” and the lead singer looks like Gary Busey, if Gary Busey were going out of his way to resemble a penis that has suffered a horrible accident mid-circumcision.

But just to make extra super-duper sure that they’re a shitstain so nasty you have to just toss away your underwear and buy a new pair, they made the clip about the plight of a young ballerina — a subject which, surely, all metal fans can relate. The director even stole the whole “one ballerina wears white and the others wear black” thing from Black Swan, which he probably figured nobody would notice, since the movie was a huge hit and won Oscars and everything.

But at least the band has lots of choreographed stage moves. ‘Cause that always make you seem cool.

Thanks: Hugh