Tear Out the Fart

Hey guys, do me a favor, wouldja? If you ever find yourself in a band that coordinates its outfits and the exact time and manner in which all the members are going to start jumping up and down, instead of making an album or a music video or going on tour, just go play in traffic, okay? Really, I swear, Human Frogger is fun AND totally safe. Why would I lie to you about something like that???

“Infartous Last Words” appears on Tear Out the Fart’s new album, Flatulence, which comes out March 19 on Victory.