Watch Lemmy Play the President of the United States in the Incredibly NSFW Trailer for Return to Nuke ‘Em High

Troma, America’s oldest independent film studio and makers of such Oscar nominated classics as The Toxic Avenger, Surf Nazis Must Die, and Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD, have unveiled the 100% NSFW trailer for their latest masterpiece, Return to Nuke ‘Em High, the long-awaited sequel to 1986’s Class of Nuke ‘Em High. And amidst all the gore and nudity, you will indeed catch a quick shot of Motörhead’s Lemmy Kilmister, apparently playing the President of the United States. Of course, in real life, Lemmy could never be the president, because the Constitution specifically prohibits the election of people with moles the size of Texas who weren’t born in the U.S. Still, it sure is fun to imagine a world in which Lemmy had his finger on the button, isn’t it?

By the way, when they say the movie is going to debut at the Cannes Film Festival, they don’t mean “in competition.” They just mean “we’re going to the festival to shop the movie around,” which is not an uncommon practice. I just thought that should be made clear. Steven Spielberg will most likely not be sitting down to watch this thing anytime soon.

[via Topless Robot]