Five Possible Drummers Who Could Replace Dave Lombardo in Slayer

As of this writing, Dave Lombardo is not in Slayer. He’s been replaced for the band’s upcoming Australian tour by Jon Dette, who was briefly in Slayer in the 90s. There’s currently no evidence to suggest that Dette is joining the band full-time, though. So this seemed like an opportune moment for us to suggest ten possible drummers who might be able to fill Lombardo’s massive drum kit.

Here’s our list:

#5 – BIGFOOT

#4 – SANTA CLAUS

#3 – PICKLES

#2 – SCOTT HULL

#1 – “LAVE DOMBARDO”

So yeah Slayer are pretty much fucked.