In Which We Quacked Like a Duck

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And now, the week’s top stories!

• We spoke to King Diamond and Suffocation’s Frank Mullen.
• We debuted new music by White Widows.
• Randy Blythe’s manslaughter trial in the Czech Republic began… and then was delayed.
• Depending on which member of the band you ask, there may or may not be a new Tool album this year.
• Rob Caggiano joined Volbeat, to the surprise and dismay of his former Anthrax bandmates.
• Ghost announced new tour dates as well as a change of name.
• 3 Inches of Blood wrote a jingle for their local pet store.
• Sir Elton John announced that he’s making an appearance on the new Queens of the Stone Age album.
• G.O.A.T. and Your M.O.M. had some very serious questions for you, such as, “Can you fart on my balls when we fuck?”
• CBS’ standards and practices department issued this hilarious e-mail warning to attendees of this weekend’s Grammy awards.

Next week brings not one, not two, but THREE awesome new premieres, plus a review of one of the season’s most anticipated new releases, and all of our usual snarky goodness. See ya then!