This News Will Not Leave You Devastated

The Devastated, whose Century Media debut, The Devil’s Messenger, was easily one of the shittiest pieces of poopy shit to be released in 2012, have decided to break-up. Here is a bland a statement that provides no explanation:

“To all The Devastated friends and fans. We write to you today to inform you that the band has indeed come to an end. Although The Devastated was short lived, the journey was without a doubt memorable! A huge thank you all of our families, friends, everyone at Century Media, our management and booking, all the bands we’ve toured with, but most of all, thank you to every single person that cared about the Devastated in some way shape or form….it truly means the world to us!”

When reached for comment, Fans of Good Music everywhere had this to say:

“YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”

The band once threatened to send us spoiled Chinese food as retaliation for the negative review I gave their horrible album (it was a play on my headline, see?). Only we never actually received it. Apparently, these guys can’t do anything right.

[via Lambgoat]