Get Ready to Sh*t Metal: 3 Inches of Blood and Goatwhore Announce Co-Headlining Tour

3 Inches of Blood and Goatwhore are hitting the road together starting in April, thus providing fans with a nice, safe environment in which it is as though no one has ever heard the word “core” before. While there’s obviously no shortage of differences between the two bands, they still make a lot of sense as a package, because they are about as interested in trends as Ted Nugent is interested in logic. There shan’t be a breakdown in site.

And as if those two bands aren’t already an attractive-enough package for the bearded, tattooed masses, the last seven stops on the tour will feature support from Revocation and Ramming Speed.

I mean, holy fuck. Do tickets come with neck braces?

Here are dates:

3 Inches of Blood and Goatwhore

04/10 Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (Goatwhore ONLY)
04/11 Kamloops, BC @ Level Night Club
04/12 Calgary, AB @ Gateway
04/13 Edmonton, AB @ Avenue Theatre
04/14 Regina, SK @ Exchange
04/15 Winnipeg, MB @ The Zoo Cabaret
04/16 Eau Claire, WI @ House Of Rock
04/17 Chicago, IL @ Reggie’s
04/18 Columbus, OH @ Ace Of Cups
04/19 Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar
04/20 Worcester, MA @ Palladium / New England Metal Fest
04/21 Montreal, QC @ Les Foufounes Electriques
04/22 Quebec City, QC @ L’Agitee
04/24 Charlottetown, NB @ Hunter’s Ale House
04/25 Fredericton, NB @ Lava Vodka Bar
04/26 Moncton, NB @ OC Nightclubv
04/27 Halifax, NS @ Michael’s

3 Inches of Blood and Goatwhore w/ Revocation and Ramming Speed

04/28 Bucksport, ME @ The Kave
04/29 Brooklyn, NY @ Saint Vitus
04/30 Burlington, VT @ Nectar’s
05/01 Middletown, NY @ Sounds Asylum
05/02 Rochester, NY @ Bug Jar
05/03 Toronto, ON @ Opera House
05/04 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class*
*no Revocation