In Which We Got Our Faces F*cked Off

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And now, the week’s top stories!

• The staff of MetalSucks presented our annual new year preview, Albums That Will Fuck Your Face Off.
• Protest the Hero crowd-sourced $125,000 for their new album in less than 24 hours.
• Someone digitally altered Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” to be in a major scale.
• Jeff Loomis and Keith Merrow announced that they’re writing an album together.
• We celebrated the return of Maruta.
• We learned that Brad Wilk from Rage Against the Machine is playing drums on the new Black Sabbath album.
• We learned that ex-The Black Dahlia Murder drummer Shannon Lucas has started a new grind project with BDM vocalist Trevor Strnad and Napalm Death bassist Shane Embury.
• Well thank Christ there’s a band called “Chainsaw Penis.”
• A Japanese metal vocalist endorsed a fuck tube.
• Music retailer HMV filed for bankruptcy.

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