Another Brilliant Craig’s List Ad

Here’s the latest entry from the wonderful world of bands seeking new members via Craig’s List (click to enlarge):

Holy crap, what do you think a band that cites Jimi Hendrix, Prince, Sevendust, and Emmure as their primary influences sounds like? I can’t even begin to fathom a world in which “Manic Depression” is partially screamed by Morgan Rose, or “Little Red Corvette” has breakdowns. Shit, if Sevendust and Emmure were on the same tour, it would already seem pretty weird, but throw in Hendrix and Prince… this band either consists of total visionaries who are going to do what Sebastian Bach only claims he can do, or  gigantic schmucks.

I’m just gonna stop there.

Thanks: Josh