Saturday To Roast Hollow Weenies To
Have any of you ever had a hamburger with the cheese on the inside??? A stuffed patty, if you will? That shit is delish.
Well I don’t see why you couldn’t hollow out a frankfurter and do the exact same thing… Put the cheese/ketchup/mustard/relish/semen on the inside! Sure it’d be a hell of a lot of work but what in this world comes easy, amirite?
And if one of you dirty dawgz were to start a stuffed wiener service (!), not only would you more than likely be cornering the market on something uber-creatively delicioso but that’d also be a hell of a wordplay if said restaurant/store doubled as a male escort service.
I’m just sayin…
Now go spook and get spooked out there, my little weenies!
And if you haven’t had a chance yet, please take a listen to my band FAMILY‘s new album Portrait (out this Tuesday 10/30), now streaming on this here site. Tell me how much you love or hate it in the comments…
