Bullet for My Valentine: Still Terrible

Amazingly enough, Bullet for My Valentine are still a thing. And now they’ve released a new single, “Temper Temper,” which I’m assuming has no comma because Matt Tuck doesn’t know what a comma is. In any case, you can stream the song below, which I’d recommend you do only for comedic value… because the lyrics to this song are, indeed, moronic to the point of hilarity. Take the chorus, for example:

Temper, temper
Time to explode
Feels good when I lose control
Temper, temper
Time to explode
Chamber’s empty, time to reload

Wow, fellas, I had no idea that you’d hired the poetic genius from Dirge Within to write your lyrics! Good move.

This is the title track from BFMV’s new album, which will be out next year, bleh.

[via Lambgoat]