I WOULD EAT A POISON APPLE AFTER HEARING THIS SH*T, TOO

Leading independent music retailer VICTORY RECORDS’ latest sign is a band called Snow White’s Poison Bite, a Finnish band whose only apparent exposure to music is bands they saw on the cover of Alternative Press. I mean they clearly have a Misfits thing going on in the above promo photo, but their music has nothing to do with that band; Danzig would pummel these dudes so hard that they’d volunteer to clean up his motherfucking bricks for him.

Listen to some of their godawful music if you must:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE7W1Q-f86k

The band’s new album will be out next year. I imagine they’ll be opening for Black Veil Brides sometime immediately thereafter.