NO, ISSA, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STOP ANY TIME YOU LIKE

Future Revolver cover girl Issa has released a new video for her song “Can’t Stop,” and holy shit, this thing is so cheesy it makes Dragonforce look like Converge. It’s as though this woman had no greater goal in life than for her music to be played over the opening credits of an 80s teen movie that wasn’t made by John Hughes, or maybe in the background at the lair of the villains in a Police Academy movie. I mean it just has “white people dancing poorly” written all over it. I know it’s hard for musicians to make a living and I usually try to be understanding when they take a shitty job for the money, but this is so horrendous that unless everyone in the backing band has been on welfare for the past year, there is really just no excuse to be involved with this shit.

Here’s the only Issa I give two shits about: