LISTEN: SHORTEST, PISSIEST, AWESOMEST KISS INTERVIEW EVER?

“Here smell this.”

Look, nobody on Earth has less sympathy for morning radio zoo-crew DJ personalities than me. I mean, I rank those guys just below Dina Lohan and above Ed Gein on the list of least bearable people to be stuck on an elevator with. But on the other hand, just below Gein on that list are the men of KISS and the decades-old, band-shaped fart-carnival they drag from town to town. So it’s tough to know who to cheer for when AM jocks in Texas face off against KISS frontdouche Paul Stanley, but it’s fun to listen to them each other bums for like 80 seconds in a recent on-air phone interview gone ice-cold. Check it out!

What’s your favorite part? I lol’d hard at “By the way Tommy Thayer’s here!”

–ADF