PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT AND GRAB BAG OF CDs

Last week we gave away two copies of Khonsu’s (ex-Keep of Kalessin) brand new album Anomalia, out now via Season of Mist and streamable in full right here. The winners are:

• Tim: “After months of saving her pennies, she finally had $39.99 (plus shipping) to purchase official Slayer chalk.”
• Dutch: “MOM HATES US ALL.”

This week we’re giving away one MetalSucks t-shirt and a grab bag of new metal CDs I’ve got lying around the Vince Division of the Mansion. You know the deal: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (provided by MetalSucks reader Luke R.).