VINCE NEIL STANDS UP FOR THE PROLETERIAT

If I were writing a story about class warfare in 2012, and there was a part in that story where a fat, aging, rich rock star chewed out a Las Vegas parking valet for refusing to retrieve his Rolls Royce despite having no proof of ownership of that Rolls Royce, you’d say, “You have to change this, Axl, it’s way too on-the-nose.”

And yet, this really happened last week, and the rock star in question was metal’s own pride and joy, Vince Neil:

Apparently Neil split by the time the police arrived, and the valets declined to file a report, probably because selling video of the incident to TMZ was all the reward they needed. Well, that and taking a shit in Neil’s Rolls Royce later.

-AR