IN WHICH WE DID SOME FANTASY CASTING

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Here’s what happened this week:

• Baroness were in a tragic bus accident in the U.K.
• Dave Mustaine continued to act like a total moron.
• Neurosis finally announced a new album.
• Insane Clown Posse announced that they’re gonna sue the FBI for classifying Juggalos as a gang.
• Randy Blythe asserted that the U.S. Justice Department knew he was wanted by Czech authorities — they just never bothered to tell him.
• Anthrax became the first metal band on Mars.
• Sleep took the best band photo ever.
• Peter Dolving opened up about his split with The Haunted.
• Mitt Romney announced Origin’s Paul Ryan as his running mate (no not really dummy).
• We did some fantasy casting for metal biopics.

Have a relaxing weekend everyone. See ya Monday.

-AR