SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE JAPANESE TOURIST EDITION

We would hope that any “Show Us Your MetalSucks” photos from the Empire of the Rising Sun would include copious amounts of raw seafood, bags of crazy candy with indecipherable writing on them, giant white people next to small Japanese people or some combination of the above. MetalSucks reader Sean S. sent in two pictures of himself with the backdrop of half-naked dudes sunbathing at a sacred shine — which we guess is still pretty awesome/hilarious — although we lament the missed opportunity of taking a photo that made it look like Sean was splooging that giant water fountain out of his ding-dong.

For his enterprising photo skillz, Sean becomes the latest entrant of our ongoing Show Us Your MetalSucks contest. Don’t be left out of the action: just send in photos of yourself donning official MetalSucks merch, and not only will we make you Internet Famous but we’ll also reward you with a box of metal goodies in the mail.

Naked dudes sunning themselves and blown dong-shot opportunity after the jump.