FANTASY CASTING?

Al Pacino as Ronnie James Dio

Zach Galifianakis as Brent Hinds

Jerry Ferrara as Jamey Jasta

Wilmer Valderrama, Ron Perlman, Peter Dinklage, and Ricky Martin as Metallica

Vin Diesel and Miley Cyrus as Winds of Plague

Barry Humphries, Matt Lucas, Ricky Gervais, and Rebel Wilson as The Osbournes

Monica Belluci as Cristina Scabbia

Dom DeLuise as Dino Cazares

Felix Silla as Slash

Mel Gibson as Dave Mustaine

WALL·E as Phil Labonte

Spalding Gray as Jaz Coleman

Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Sarah Jessica Parker as Poison

Chris Burke as Frankie Palmeri

Brad Pitt as Corey Taylor