TEN JUGGALOS WON’T EVEN GET TO ENJOY THE GATHERING

photo by Nate “Igor” Smith

Oh yeah, Metal, you think you’re so big and tough? Well FUCK YOU! Juggalos are so tough, they get arrested before their festivals even begin!

That’s right! The Gathering of the Juggalos, the most blessed of all holy events, began yesterday in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois — but Illinois State Police had to start arresting ICP fans as early as six a.m. the day before, which is when cars full of fans started showing up and jamming the road, according to The Village Voice:

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Hardin County Sheriff Joyce Cullison tells the paper that most of the arrests were for drug charges and various traffic violations, which is to be expected at pretty much any concert — but one for unpaid child support, and that guy “might be extradited.”

Holy shit. Fucking Juggalos. How do they work?

-AR

[via Metal Insider]