DICKLESS F*CK ROBS DOC COYLE

Well, this fucking blows. God Forbid guitarist and MetalSucks columnist Doc Coyle recently revealed the following via Twitter:

So two days ago in San Antonio, someone stole my bag out of our dressing room with my MacBook pro laptop, iPod, hard drive, headphones, passport, toiletries, etc. It was in a beat up Swiss Gear backpack. If anyone who was there saw anything suspicious or lives in the area recognizes any of these items, please let me know. I do everything with my computer. Communicate, create music. This sucks big time,but it’s just stuff. I am lucky I have my health. So many are less fortunate. #gratitude

It’s pretty amazing that Doc is keeping such a cool head about the whole thing; if it were me, I’d be adivising MetalSucks readers to track the thief down, lock him in a room, and make him listen to the Morbid Angel remix album on repeat for the next ten-sixty years. Doc is a forgiving dude!

If you have any information on the whereabouts of Doc’s backpack, you can contact him via Twitter.

-AR

[via Metal Insider]