SAINT OF WHAT? TERRIBLE BROMOSHCORE?

Assuming that the unexciting, unsatisfying, unimaginative, unsophisticated, unmoving, impatient, thuggish, chest beating, knuckle dragging, thick skulled, Playdough brained, migraine inducing, Mike’s Hard Lemonade swilling, Doritos Extreme Nachos inhaling, shitty, shitty, SHITTY music of bands like Five Finger Death Punch and Dirge Within is your cup of tea, the world now has Saint Diablo to contend with:

This is the kind of thing that makes you wanna send a copy of War of the Worlds into outer space and hope aliens find it and use it for inspiration, y’know?

-AR

[via Noisecreep]