STILL LESS EMBARRASSING THAN F*CKING JIM GILLETTE

Lita Ford recently performed “Close My Eyes Forever” with an Ozzy impersonator for Psycho Babble, and, uh, aren’t impersonators supposed to be, like, moderately convincing and stuff? This guy just seems like some schizophrenic I’d see on the G train or something. I mean, I’m not sure the real Ozzy is all that much better at this point, but at least his hair looks realish.

I heard that next week, Ozzy is gonna do the same song, only with a Lita Ford impersonator! Her name is Steven Tyler, she looks and sounds just like the real thing.

-AR