ROB ZOMBIE AND MARILYN MANSON GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND TERRIBLE MUSIC

You don’t have to be smart like Frankie from Emmure to see that Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson have a lot in common. They are both “shock rockers” and they both consider themselves more than just thieves of Nine Inch Nails music and they both have a lot of money which they use to score babes who are too hot for them and they both dress dumb and they have both paid John 5 to be in their band and play music way below his skill level and also dress dumb too.

In fact here is a picture I found of them both looking like assholes together. Based on the color of Marilyn Manson’s hair I am guessing it was taken around the time of that one album where he looked he like Cyndi Lauper but with bigger tits.

So it makes a lot of sense that these guys are apparently going to do a tour together. I wonder if it will be awkward for John 5. Probably not. It’s like when my friend Tom was the manager at Office Depot and then they fired him and so he went to work for Staples instead and then that Office Depot that fired him and went out of business. Tom doesn’t care if he ever sees the guy who fired him from Office Depot again because things turned out better for Tom and Staples than for Office Depot and that guy.

Jonathan Davis from Korn is going to open this tour. He dresses dumb also so I guess that makes sense.

-JR