VINCE NEIL IS TAKING FLYING LESSONS

Vince Neil may be the most dangerous man in the world behind the wheel of a car, and not in a cool, The Transporter kinda way. He has literally killed people and ruined lives while driving, and he shows absolutely no remorse for his crimes.

So, of course, he’s now taking flying lessons.

I have no idea who decides which people can and cannot pilot an airplane, but if they haven’t blocked Neil from doing so at this point, I have to assume that it’s a boardroom full of retarded snails. Those are literally the only creatures in the universe with a small enough brain to think this is an okay idea.

Meanwhile, this is the NY Post’s headline today:

Coincidence?!?!

-AR