BLUT AUS NORD’S COSMOSOPHY ALBUM ART IS ORIGINAL, NOT CONFUSING

What the fuck am I look at here? I dunno, but I like. It’s like a tree stump, but upside down, and one thing I can tell you is, there are not many upside down tree stumps in the world — at least not that I’ve ever seen.

Also, snakes that turn into hands at the end! Brilliant! Why has no one ever thought of that before? People have been making snakes with their hands for thousands of years. It’s high time someone made a hand with a snake.

Also, as the child of a Freudian psychoanalyst, I always appreciate some good vagina imagery*.

Blut Aus Nord’s 777 – Cosmosophy still doesn’t have a release date, sad face.

-AR

*Power metal fans: I know you might not get this reference so I thought I’d take a moment to explain it to you. You know the spot between your legs where your peepee goes? Well, girls don’t have a peepee there (or anywhere else!), but, rather, this thing called a vagina. (Don’t worry, silly goose, they still have butts and buttholes just like you!) It’s pretty neat, and if you can tear yourself away from that Kamelot album for a little while, I suggest you venture out into the world and try to find one.

[via Metal Underground]
[the album art, I mean, not the explanation of what a vagina is]