NEW BLESSED VID: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Hey here’s a test: You’re out strolling along, earbuds jamming Gojira, smoky doob dangling from your lips. But hark! between songs, your ears pick up the distinct sounds of a hubbub in the distance. A fence obscures your view, but you glimpse Charvel headstocks, intricately-coiffed bros busting flips into a pool, semi-busted scene girls flipping burgers, solo cups, and general grab-assery. As you approach, entranced, the whirl of sounds separates itself into laughs, whoops, splashes, mild barfing, and guileless pop-metal on the radio. Sweet bonerz, it’s a party!

So what do you do?

A. Think “Nice douche party, fagz,” and continue en route to burger shop

B. Think “Nice rager, dudes,” and pogo smiling up and down on your side of the fence til you’re noticed and invited in to share of your pocket drugz

C. Call cops

If your answer was A. or C., you make me wonder who’s good enough to party with you? Jeez. A party is a precious thing, lightning in a bottle. Get in there and contribute to it. Be a shy chicken some other time.

If you answered B., congrats! You are great at fun!

If you pencilled in D., None Of The Above/Shut Up Anso, that’s groovy lol. Maybe Blessed By A Broken Heart’s new party vid, “Rockin’ All Night” will change your mind. Heck, there’s a sweet Operation: Mindcrime shirt in it! Thanks for playing!

-ADF