VIDEO: FAN OF BAND YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF BITES RAT’S HEAD OFF
A “fan” recently bit the head off of a rat during a show by Ptahil, a band from Indiana that you’ve never heard of before and will probably never hear about again. And I put the word “fan” in quotation marks because if this dude isn’t a friend of the band’s helping them with a publicity stunt, than I’m Maria Brink’s left boob.
Apparently the “fan,” Zac Bau, just grabbed the conveniently-placed, already-dead rodent from the stage, where it was being used as decoration. (“Hey, it works for Watain!” “But they use, like, dead cows and stuff.” “Well we don’t have a cow. Here, use this rat.”) Luckily for all parties involved, he also just happened to be standing next to the guy filming the show, so it was all caught on camera! The rat munching comes around the 3:02 mark:
So, what do you think? Do you now like this band’s terrible music just because it allegedly inspired someone to eat a rodent? And, if so, don’t you think you should stop being such a fucking poseur and get into therapy to figure out why you’re overcompensating so much?
-AR
[via Metal Underground]
