NOW SLAYER MAKE COOKING APRONS, TOO

So hey remember that Slayer wine we posted about awhile back? Well if you act now, you can get it with a special Slayer apron, too. For grilling and stuff. Because when you grill, you drink red wine and not beer, because you’re not a red blooded American man, you’re a pretty lady.

Speaking of pretty ladies, here is the apron being modled by a dude who is obviously not a Slayer fan, because we all know that real Slayer fans do NOT use product in their hair, or go to the gym:

I wonder whose idea it was to cake this dude in soot. “We’ve heard that Slayer fans aren’t the smartest lot, so we think it’s really important that we send the message that this guy is kind of retarded and accidentally set a massive fire while grilling. The fans will be able to relate to that.”

-AR