DO NOT F*CKING TOUCH FRED DURST

Videos like this one, which was filmed on Tuesday night in Moscow, are truly a gift.

First, skip to 3:46 and just watch:

On the one hand, it’s actually hard for me to blame Freddy for his reaction; I mean, my worst fear is to have a Limp Bizkit fan touch me, too. But that’s the thing — the poor kid doesn’t even touch Durst. He touches Durst’s hat. So while most musicians, even ones of a certain stature, will often reach out their hands to the crowd to high-five fans — which, I don’t have to tell you, can pretty much make a kid’s entire life — Durst doesn’t even want his fans to touch his fucking clothes.

THOSE FILTHY VERMINS.

But the best part is that Fred actually says “This is a special moment!” RIGHT BEFORE IT HAPPENS. Which a) turned out to be 1,000% true, and b) was apparently not so special to Fred that it couldn’t be horribly disrupted by a fan touching the brim of his shitty gangsta hat.

-AR

Major thanks to Lincoln for the tip!

P.S. What the FUCK do they make poor Wes Borland wear on stage these days? Mascots at Disneyland have more dignity.