CRYSTAL VIPER RELEASE VIDEO FOR “WITCH’S MARK,” ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AGAIN!

GADZOOKS! I really thought today couldn’t recover from Chelsea Grin’s truly immeasurable loss of drummer Andrew Carlton, but God has a plan, and He works in mysterious ways, and sometimes it’s darkest before the dawn. So glory glory hallelujah, Crystal Viper, a band so metal they make Chelsea Grin look like a punch of Czechoslovakian prostitutes, have released a new video, for the song “Witch’s Mark.” Things that are EXTREMELY METAL about this video include:

• leather
• spikes
• skulls on the drum kit (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• horses
• witches
• woods
• blood
• torture
• Evil Christians
• latent fear of vaginas
• FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

This video is so goddamn awesome, I’m gonna go get a witch’s mark tattoo right now! Who’s coming with me?!?!

-AR