DID HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF THEIR FORMER VOCALIST?
No, I have no idea which one is which. Just pretend two of the ones on the right beat up one of the guys on the left. I’m sure they’re all more or less the same anyway.
Today’s “News I Don’t Know How to Feel About” comes courtesy of TMZ:
Aron “Deuce” Erlichman was the lead singer of Hollywood Undead, a popular rap/rock band. Deuce decided to quit the band a few months ago to launch a solo career. Since then, Deuceclaims he has been a target of the former band member’s anger and threats.
On May 25, Deuce performed at Angels & Kings — a Hollywood hotspot. After his gig, Deuce left the club and claims his former bandmates were “lying in wait.” Deuce claims when they spotted him, they jumped him and went to town — punching, kicking and stomping on him. Deuce says a friend of his was injured as well while trying to defend him.
Deuce says he was badly hurt and went to cops, alleging former bandmates Dylan “FunnyMan” Alvarez and Jorel “J-Dog” Decker were the primary culprits. Deuce also told cops the two dudes had someone videotape the attack — which he believes means the attack was premeditated.
Now, my collection of random thoughts on this news:
- All joking aside, violence really is never the answer. (Well… rarely the answer. I’m not opposed to using force for self-defense.) So as much as I hate Hollywood Undead and Deuce, no, I do not endorse giving him a beating, and neither should you. What a bunch of fucking morons.
- Why are they so upset he left the group? Do fans really care? Is Deuce that important to the line-up? Is he like the Dave Mustaine of Hollywood Undead? I don’t really care, I’m just asking, because as far as I can tell from what little I’ve seen of these guys, no one member is any more or less important than the others. What a bunch of fucking morons.
- If these dudes are so upset he left the group, why would they jump him? How is that supposed to make him want to come back to the fold? Do you think there was ever a point when the dudes in Slayer were like, “Dave Lombardo wants to quit? Well, we’ll show him! LET’S TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND BREAK HIS ARMS!!!” That is some spousal absue-style logic right there. What a bunch of fucking morons.
- Do we really think they were dumb enough to videotape themselves doing it, thus creating evidence of their crime? WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS.
-AR
Thanks: Hetal Bhatt
