ONE OF THE VERSIONS OF L.A. GUNS MADE A TERRIBLE VIDEO

That’s right, fart knockers. There are still two versions of L.A. Guns, one with namesake Tracii Guns, and one with some dude named Stacey Blades instead. This is the one with Stacey Blades. It’s got these two slutty girls running around in Catholic school outfits.

There’s a Catholic school right by my apartment. I always see these underage chicks in those super-short skirts. They have to wear them year-round, even if the weather is terrible.

I’m getting to L.A. Guns. Chill.

Kind of ironic that Catholicism, which is so based in feeling guilty about sex and stuff, makes these girls run around looking like jailbait all the time. And for what purpose? I guess to make sure fashion isn’t an issue, because you’re supposed to concentrate on your education and God and blah blah blah. But you have to wonder how many skeevy dudes (i.e. not your humble narrator) have unGodly thoughts looking at these chicks all the time. You think they’d make them wear smocks or mumus or something.

So, yeah. L.A. Guns. I actually think the song is kinda catchy, but the video stinks. I guess it doesn’t really matter, though. Whatever keeps these guys on the road and banging aging groupies, right?

-AR