SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE DEAD MAGPIE EDITION

Welp, um, this is probably the most morbid Show Us Your MetalSucks contest entry we’ve received to date. We’re not sure whether to feel flattered or insulted that Alannah W. from Australia would think of us when she happened upon a dead Magpie, but we’ll opt for the former by surmising that when Alannah thinks of brutal, she think of MetalSucks. And that dead bird is pretty f’n brutal. Thanks, Alannah! You’ll be receiving that goodie package of metal swag in the mail soon.

The rest of you out there shouldn’t be shy; get to buying a MetalSucks t-shirt for yourself so you, too, can get a swell box of metal goodies. $14 for some sweet threads is already a pretty great deal, but when you factor in all the free stuff you’ll be getting by simply sending us a photo afterwards it becomes impossible to turn down! Do it.

And don’t forget that Sergeant D’s brand new STUFF YOU WILL HATE t-shirts are now available! Sup bro.