BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING
THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING. IT IS NEITHER AN IDOL TO BE WORSHIPPED NOR A REPOSITORY OF #BEAUTY. IT IS A PULSATING BAG OF LYMPH AND BONE, CIRCULATING THE JUICES OF ITS MANY SECRETIONARY SACS THROUGH BLUE VEINS AND BUBBLY BROWN GUTS. THAT IT IS PRESIDED OVER BY A FOOTBALL OF FOLDED, ELECTRIFIED FAT IS NO CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION, #INFERIORS. THE FAT IS THE NAUSEATION THAT IDEATES THE NOTION OF NAUSEATION, AND THAT IS DOUBLY VEXING, AND NAUSEATING IN AND OF ITSELF.
AND YET WE YEARN TO RECREATE OURSELVES IN THE FORMS OF #TRUEBEAUTYANDSTRENGTH. THE MODERN AMERICAN #INFERIOR THINKS “I HATE MY LEGS, I HATE MY FACE, I HATE MY THORAX, I HATE MYSELF.” AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO DO SO, BUT AS OPPOSED TO ADMITTING THE FLIMSY FLEETING FLECKS OF FLATULENCE THEY ARE, THEY ENTER LAIR OF NARCISSUS. THEY TOIL FOR NARCISSUS, DO PULL UPS FOR NARCISSUS, PUBLICLY EXPEL GAS, GRUNT, AND #SHAMEFULLY ORGASM FOR NARCISSUS. THEY DO #P90X FOR NARCISSUS, CHANGE LIFESTYLE AND DIET FOR THREE MONTHS LEADING TO HIGHSCHOOL REUNION, REDUCE CARB INTAKE, GET #HELLARIPPED, SHOW JOCKS HOW HEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL THEY ARE, GO AND HAVE NO ONE CARE OR TALK TO THEM, GET DRUNK, #DUI, GO OFF DIET, GET FIRED FROM #ARBYSMANAGERIALPOSITION, BECOME COUCHSLUGS, ROT ON COUCH FOREVER IN EXCHANGE FOR FAILED VANITY PROJECT.
THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE CULT OF NARCISSUS PRETEND EVERY PRETTY SPECIAL HUMAN’S #ROCKHARDABS, #FIRMGLUTES, AND #JACKEDLATS WEREN’T GOING TO END UP AS SQUIRMY FUCK DUNGEONS FOR UGLY WORMS. NEWSFLASH INFERIORS: WORMS DO NOT CARE HOW TONED YOUR ADOLESCENTLY FETISHIZED #BOD IS. ALL REPS LEAD TO NOWHERE.
TO EXPLAIN, TRANSCRIPT OF ME AND WORM THAT DEFILES DECAYING CORPSE FLESH.
ME: MR. WORM, DO YOU CARE FOR THE QUALITY OF THE CORPSE YOU ARE BORN IN, LIVING IN, SHITTING IN, COPULATING IN, DYING IN?
JOHNNY T. WORM: IS ALL DELICIOUS FLESH FOR ME TO SOMETIMES ASYMMETRICALLY REPRODUCE AND OTHERWISE LUXURIATE IN. LOVE LOVE LOVE ALL FLESH. CORPSE IS CORPSE BRO. WRIGGLE WRIGGLE WRIGGLE.
ME: MR. WORM, WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR HABITATION AS BEAUTIFUL?
JOHNNY T. WORM: HARD TO SAY, SINCE I DON’T HAVE EYES REALLY, JUST THESE LIGHT SENSING CELLS ON MY ICKY SOFT-SECTIONED #DONGLIKE BODY. GET BACK TO YOU WHEN IM DONE SHITTING IN THIS BIT OF LYMPH NODE. WRIGGLE WRIGGLE WRIGGLE.
BUT STILL, EVERYONE FEELS NEED FOR #24HOURSFITNESS, EVEN IF IT IS SOON ENOUGH FOLLOWED BY #ETERNITYHOURVOID, WHERE I CAN ASSURE YOU THE ELLIPTICAL MACHINE IS ALWAYS OUT OF SERVICE, AND THERE ARE NO CLEAN TOWELS.
WORKING OUT IS SELF REGARD OF #INFERIOR PATHETICS. WHAT YOU DO NEXT #INFERIORS? BRUSH TEETH EVERY NIGHT, RUB GENITALS ON FAVORITE BIBLE PAGE, BE KISSED NIGHTY NIGHT BY MOMSY, AND POOPSY INTO HANDS OF #MANSERVANT?
YOU DISGUST ME. GETTING NOSEBLEED FROM ALL THIS HATE. #HATEBLEED #BLOODBONER #OVERSHARE.
PART OF THIS SELF PRESENTATIONAL OBSESSION RELATES TO EVOLUTIONARY URGE DESCRIBED IN SCIENTIFICAL JOURNALS AS THE #FUCKDRIVE. THIS #FUCKDRIVE IS FURTHER COMPELLED BY #SPRINGSTIMEHORMONALINSANITY.
THIS IS TORMENT I KNOW. AFTER A WINTER SPENT IN COLDNESS AND SUFFERING, SLURPING COAGULATED GOAT’S BLOOD GAZPACHO, AND GNAWING ON HORSE JERKY FOR SUSTENANCE AND FRIENDSHIP, I EMERGED FROM SHACK AT FIRST GREENERY OF FJORDLAND, AND FELT URGE TO THRUST HUMP EVERY ORIFICE IN 90 METRE RADIUS AROUND SHACK. IT WAS AFTER MY 14TH WINTER THAT I EXPERIENCED THE MAGNEST OF LOVE AND LUST PULLING ME TOWARDS A SPRUCE SAPPLING WITH A GRACE AND REGAL AIR THAT AROUSED MY WARRIOR GLANDS TO PEAK ADOLESCENT EXCITEMENT. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND EVERYONE HAVE SHAMEFUL #FIRSTSEXUALEXPERIENCE WITH CONNIFER, BUT DREX CAN #HOLDHISDISGUSTINGHEADHIGH. I COMMUNED WITH MY BRANCHY #PARAMORIFICE ON LEVEL OF EQUALS, UNTIL PERSONAL DIFFERENCES #SPLINTERED US APART. #FIRSTLOVE #TRANSGRESSIVETREEPASSION #MISSUSUZAN #ANYWAY #DIGRESSION.
BUT # SPRINGSTIMEHORMONALINSANITY DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR FULL NATURE OF BODY OBSESSION, EVEN IF IT ACCOUNTS FOR THE FEW MOMENTS OF MY LIFE THAT WERE NOT COMPLETE AND UTTER MISERY (#MISSUSUZAN!!!!)
IN RICH WORLD WITH FOOD, #DREAMWICCANS ESPECIALLY ARE TAUGHT BY MEDIA CONGLOMERATIONS TO DISDAIN THEIR WIDE HAUNCHES AND FLESHY THORAX, PERFECT AS THEY MAY BE FOR BIRTHING WARRIOR PLATOONS, OR BURROWING HEAD AND ASPHYXIATING LIKE LITTLE BABY CORPSE. HA? MAYBE ALL MEN WANT DIE IN FLESHY BOSOM THEY SPRUNG FROM WET AND CRUSTY WITH THE YUCK OF FRESH LIFE? #PAGINGDRFREUD HA. HA. HA…#MISSUMOMSUZAN.
THE WORLD TELLS US TO HATE OUR BODIES, BUT IN SUPPORT OF CONSUMER CAPITALISTIC ACCRETION, IT PRETENDS THAT THERE IS PATH FROM THIS HATRED WE FEEL IN FORM OF #MAGICALDIETDRUGS AND #PLASTICSURGERYDISASTERS. IT IS LOSING BATTLE AGAINST PERPETUAL DECLINE OF FLESH, AGAINST ITS EVENTUAL FLAKING, AND OTHER EROSIVE CLAMMIFICATIONS. THERE IS NO WORKOUT TO STOP YOU FROM HATING YOUR BODY. AND NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOUR BODY WILL STILL HATE YOU.
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-DV
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