SWEDISH COMIC-STRIP THEMED BLACK METAL BAND PENS PRETTY GOOD SONG ABOUT SATAN

So Axl and Vince send me this link and they’re like, “Listen to this, we think you’ll dig it.” And at first I was totally put off by the idea of a black metal band that’s named after the shit I read every Sunday in the funny papers, but y’know what? The song is pretty good, and if Vader can be named after a Star Trek character, I don’t think anyone should give this band shit for being named after a cartoon dog.

Besides, Marduk the dog is a lot like a European black metal band: he’s constantly pissing people off, he’s constantly destroying shit, his English sucks, and he hates Jesus.

And, hey, at least this band is better than the Marduk movie! I was so excited to see that, and then I only laughed thirty, forty times tops. Plus, it had this awful political message. Man, I hate politics. They ruin everything!

So anyways, this new Marduk song is called “Souls for Belial,” and you can listen here. Like I said, it’s pretty good.

-DN