PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METAL BLADE RECORDS PRIZE PACK FEATURING OSI, ASTRA AND ANGEL WITCH!

Last week we gave away a bunch of the limited edition silver foil posters we printed up for the Metal Suckfest. The lucky chaps who will get to hang these siqq-looking items on their wall are:

• Sacajawea, with TWO gems: “This guy has nothing to do with Burzum. His shirt clearly says “MUZRUB” as in, I muzrub one out before going to school today. Hence the picture in the bathroom.” and “He had to spend all day in the bathroom…that new Burzum album was a little hard to digest.” (sorry dude, you only get one poster… you’ve won these damn contest enough times anyway).
• David B. “The only thing blacker than his soul is the duece he just dropped.”
• Hoglord: “Brozum, buddy!!”
• Trux: “….. and just as the photo, the trve spirit of black metal looks way to fuzzy these days.”

This week we’ve got a prize pack from Metal Blade Records featuring CD copies of OSI’s Fire Make Thunder, Astra’s The Black Chord and Angel Witch’s As Above, So Below. Do what you do: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by MS reader Overtebrae). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re logged in with your Facebook or Twitter account).