PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METAL SUCKFEST SILVER FOIL POSTER

I know you guys all really wanted that sweet signed Skeletonwitch poster we gave away last week and I can’t blame you; it looks awesome. But there can only be one winner, and that winner is:

• Gwarrior_5: “Immortal, but still aging.”

This week, like my pal Axl for Completely Unreadable Band Logo, I’ve got some limited edition Metal Suckfest silver foil posters to give away. The foil looks amazing, they’re printed on thick card stock and there were only 100 of them made — this is the kind of item you’re gonna wanna get framed. I’ve got four of these bad boys to give away, so: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by MS reader Tim McElroy). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re logged in with your Facebook or Twitter account).