SORRY, LADIES, JIMMY BOWER IS OFF THE MARKET

Jimmy Bower of Down and Eyehategod fame got hitched this past weekend! The lucky lady is Ms. Dana Kieferle, one of the stars of the 2002 horror film Attack of the Cockface Killer, a film praised by at least one critic as ” tangible proof that some people… should never be allowed to make a movie no matter what.” I’ve never seen it, but the poster art is so awesome and my love of schlocky terror flicks is so strong that I now kinda want to.

But I digress.

What really made this whole thing interesting to me was the below photo of Bower and his Eyehategod bandmate Mike Williams at the nuptials:

I mean no disrespect at all when I say that this photo caught me completely off-guard; I know we all have to wear suits when the time calls for it (I own one exclusively for weddings, funerals, and mitzvahs both bar and bat), but these dudes all dressed up is like Barack Obama in a Goatwhore shirt: weird!

ANYWAY, Bower and Kieferle are currently enjoying their honeymoon in Saint Lucia in the Caribbean. On behalf of all MetalSucks, I’d just like to say, “Mazel tov!”

-AR

[via Metal Injection]