PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED SKELETONWITCH FOREVER ABOMINATION POSTER

Last week we gave away two copies of Christian Mistress‘ new album Possession, out now Tuesday via Relapse (order here). These are our winners:

• Ballin’ on Welfare: “I Cum Blood. Even after all my prostate tests, they still don’t know what’s wrong.”
• Mike Tedone: “Tomb of the Metamucil-ated.”

This week we’ve got an autographed Skeletonwitch poster of the Forever Abomination“gatefold art” up for grabs; check out a photo of this excellent prize here. Prosthetic Records is reissuing Breathing the Fire and Beyond the Permaforst in three different color options of gatefold vinyl, up for pre-order now, while 180-gram black vinyl versions of the two albums will be available in select stores on April 10. The ‘Witch are about to tour the U.S. with The Black Dahlia; get dates here.

To play ball, leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by MS reader Sam Marx). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re logged in with your Facebook or Twitter account).