MOVE OVER, BLACK VEIL BRIDES: TOXICROSE ARE ON THE RISE!!!

In case your dire thirst for 20-year old boys dressed up like Motley Crue circa ’84 has not been quenched by Black Veil Brides, fear not: Toxicrose are here! Because the success of one band is always an excuse for others to boldly walk a road well-worn, Toxicrose — or TXR for short! — are gonna take the world by storm with their watered down Crue-meets-FFDP riffs and show all us metal elitists what’s what. Since U.S. active/loud rock radio stations haven’t really changed their tune in about 15 years, these guys will fit right in and will surely be superstars in no time. Listen here! These guys are gonna sell so many belt buckles at their shows (srsly). They don’t have any gigs booked right now, but don’t worry, the band promises they’re coming soon.

-VN