HELP GHOUL BUY A NEW VAN (OR AT LEAST WATCH THIS SHORT FILM ABOUT GHOUL BUYING A NEW VAN)

Few things are more important to the life of a touring metal band than a good van. I’m being completely serious. This is a cause of, like, such magnitude that it should have its own annual benefit show, like Farm Aid or Jerry’s Kids or Ozzfest. These vehicles are usually old pieces of shit that break down all the time or malfunction in truly dangerous ways, that are cramped tighter than Gene Simmons’ wallet, and, oh yeah, that are the worst-smelling spaces in the known universe. Like, it usually smells like a bunch of farts farted in there. That’s  how bad those friggin’ things smell.

So. The lovely fellows in Ghoul are about to go do this sweet tour with GWAR and Municipal Waste, and they need a new van. They have launched a Kickstarter page to raise more for this cause. If you donate even an incy wincy bit of money, you will get some cool merch out of it, in addition to being able to pat yourself on the back for being a good dude or lady-dude. If you watch the below video, you can get all the details. It’s really a very droll video, so you should watch even if you already know you’re too cheap to donate.

Go here to help.

-AR

Additional reporting by Kellhammer