NO REALLY, THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO YOU WILL SEE ALL WEEK

This video from Neo-Nu-Metallers Re-Birth comes to us from MS reader Fuzzy Dunlop. Before you go any further you should visit their lulzy made-in-2001 website and make you read the history section to get acquainted with the inner workings of this stellar band! It is also important that you understand that this band has a DJ, and that you’re aware the year is currently 2012.

Notes:

• good thing they have the drug use warning at the beginning of this clip in case any of the 821 people who’ve watched this video happen to be narcs.
• nice 1991-style “negative” b&w effect @ 0:50 in the graveyard!
• “Donate Blood” shirt @ 0:57 = BAD ASS, brah. dude probably picks up so many chicks with that thing at the karaoke bar at the mall.
• the “Restricted Area Keep Out” sign lets you know that these guys mean business
• these guys’ eye makeup makes them look TUFF
• nice drumstick toss @ 1:37! really showin’ off those skillz. next up, one-handed blast beats.
• holy fuck, those are some monstrous mounds of baking powder! these guys have obviously never done cocaine before.
• when I do heroin I totally waste a lot by injecting it into thin air before I shoot up, just like these guys

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-VN